slippingwithsirens said: WHY IS MINI CAS SO ADORABLE!?!?! *SHRIEKS*
Sam: All rightie, all checked in! You go find th’ MINIONS and they’ll set you up!
Dean: Well, this is goin’ pretty smoothly, if I do say so myself.
Buffy: Hello there! We just arrived from SUNNYDALE, and we’re lookin’ for the GENTLEMEN. Have you seen ‘em?
Dean: And who are you, cheerleader chick?
Buffy: I’m BUFFY the VAMPIRE SLAYER.
Dean: Well, that job’s sorta been taken.
Buffy: And this is ANGEL the VAMPIRE, who’s sorta my boyfriend.
Sam: All right, this is SO not gonna work….
Dean: Welllll, helloooo, unaccountably handsome stranger!
Buffy: An’ this is SPIKE, who’s also a VAMPIRE, and also sort of my BOYFRIEND.
Sam: Hoo boy.
Buffy: An this is OZ.
Sam: Lemme guess, he’s a vampire an’ also your boyfriend?
Buffy: Naw, he’s a WEREWOLF, an’ also WILLOW’S boyfriend.
Buffy: Willow is my BESTIE! An’ she’s a WITCH.
Cas: OMG OMG OH EM GEEEEE! Willow! Is TARA here too? I ship you so hard!
Oz: Wait a minute. Who the heck is TARA?
Willow: Uhhh, that’s sorta later on in th’ narrative.
Cas: They’re my OTP!
Dean: Well, me an’ the HANDSOME DUDE are goin’ off BONDIN’. Mabes get some beers an’ play pool in a dimly lit bar or somethin’.
Spike: Is this whole ‘verse completely NAFF, mate?
Sam: ‘Bout as naff as your fake accent, dude.
Spike: Is BEN EDLUND around?
Sam: Sadly, no.